‘My baby is 48 months old.’ You mean four, asshole?– Chelsea Handler, Comedian (via jaymalkilled-domo) I feel like saying the same thing to people sometimes.
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.– Joss Whedon (via alexilisk, kari-shma) (via nanalew)
sharks who make the same face in every picture.
sofapizza: tlyudacris: sharkssaythedarndestthings: ZOMG STOP THAT ITS NOT EVEN ATTRACTIVE UGH yew guise stop making that shark face! so sluteh!
That awkward moment when you try to tell someone...
drenchedindiamonds: younghollywoodcelebs: and they just stare at you like this: always happens to me!
that awkward moment when it's friday and you don't...
fuckyeahneurotransmission: fanstakingpicture: karolinaaa1: LMFAOO i cnt dfasdhgkxh; HA
When my post reaches over 5 notes.
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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a...
Oh, it’s a really obscure number. You’ve probably never heard of it.